I'm a clone of Big Boss and I'm call Big Boss Luigi and I'm recreating Out Heaven and I will spread war all over any world that stands in my way of making peace starting with this world and then the next and one after another.(Song Snake Eater starts playing)
I'd add in the talk bubble 'I got a pair of Sweden Rock Festival 2014 travel packages for you and a guest to win! You want them? The one who draws me best is going to Solvesborg, Sweden for 1 awesome week of hard rock and heavy metal mania!'
Might as well make it good for 1 lucky person, no?